DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"

"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."

blue lights by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 20, 2006

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blue button

The closest female analogue to the male condition "blue balls". This can include intense sexual desire, aching from physical manipulation with failure to climax, or the feelings of disappointment and frustration that stem from an overall lack of sexual satisfaction.

"He was going down on me, but we were interrupted when my friend stumbled in the room. I have the worst case of blue button right now!!"

"I haven't had sex in a year - I seriously need some lovin' to get over this blue button bout."

blue button by MT Boston December 22, 2008

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blue bar code

A guy who jacks off two guys at once.

That gay guy is in the middle doing a Blue Bar Code on two of his lovers till they both climax

blue bar code by EricC4 May 14, 2015

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blue moon

A second occurence a full moon during a calendar month is called "blue moon".

On July 31st you can see a blue moon.

blue moon by Nico Edtinger August 3, 2004

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