blondies

A dessert that is similar in appearance, texture, and recipe to brownies, but the chocolate is left out in favor of a variety of fruits.

Eve brought some home-made brownies and blondies to Mike's party.

by InspectorJavert February 26, 2005

the blender

a finguring motion with a flicking of fingures and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down

kyle pulled out the blender on a willing lady.

by krazykm September 20, 2010

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010

Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.

Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.

by ceo1 April 7, 2010

blondie drop your laundry

Saying to a woman or a guy to his friends it means that woman is hot and I want to get naked with her.

A beautiful woman walks by and I say to her "blondie drop your laundry" and she looks at me and says "what?"

by SuperSteve2 May 18, 2011

Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.

"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"

by White Lobster October 15, 2008

Blondelicious

A hot blonde that you want to eat up

Check her out, she's blondelicious!

by Andie March 3, 2005