Basterdfish

A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.

Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
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Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!

by Tomizzle April 10, 2008

blisterfeld

the awkward dance that occurs when two strangers walking opposite directions encounter each other

"oh, sorry. excuse me. oops. you go that way, i'll go this way. oh, crap...stupid blisterfeld."

by itmayormaynotbeaword December 28, 2009

blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.

I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

by Ottomatic Fix May 27, 2015

spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.

I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.

by ShroomKate August 19, 2006

blistered

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

That joint blistered me.

It was only a pinner but that fucker blistered me.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

flavor blasted goldfish

When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.

I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth

by alsdfjalsfj December 9, 2013