Stoner Bashin Time

When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up

"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"

by stoner bashed August 25, 2005

Smash My Crash Bash

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.

Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!

by Westy Testy October 17, 2005

bashbaiter

Someone who submits quotes to www.bash.org that never actually took place. These logs usually contain the bashbaiter's name as the author. Some popular topics for bashbaiting are quotes from comedians that have been turned into typical IRC sentences, funny scenarios the author invented, and modified conversations to be much funnier.

They do this to get their name out as a funny person and to get the most votes.

guy: hey, check out bash.org!
(everyone looks)
dude: i never said that, you damn bashbaiter.

by Metatag November 5, 2005

basheic

A horney bitch that wont leave u alone or get off of you.

That basheic is really bitchy.

by Michal Flannery March 8, 2008

bashentee

A bashentee is an evil puppet monkey who rubs his paws together when he is deviously planning a tickle or biting attack. Occasionally known to throw poop.

"Run, it's the bashentee monkey"

by Bashentee February 3, 2010

bash carring

Verb. The now defunct act of driving a bash car. Any act involving a bash car. A term used to describe something relating to a bash car.

Did we decide that we would be bash carring this weekend?

by disgruntledrover May 21, 2011

bash-bash

From the French "bâche", literally a canvas sheet.
To be turned down twice successively, or in a particularly harsh way (as if buried in two canvas sheets.)

John: Hey d'you hear about Samantha and Jake?
Josh: What about'em?
John: Well Jake asked her out and she turned him down. Second time this week!!
Josh: Wow, bash-bash!

by Jayjay-one December 2, 2011