Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!

Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!

by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008

Bill Clinton

the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich

proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows

If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?

by Norm MacDonald January 14, 2005

Bill Clinton

- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake.
- A blowjob

Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.

Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!

by I just don't give a damn May 8, 2007

Bill Clinton

The closest we've ever had to a black president.

Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.

by Woobie July 15, 2008

Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

Bill Clinton

In 1992, Bill Clinton was a not-so-popular small southern senator who, despite speculation of many, won the Democratic Primaries. He ran against current incumbent George Bush I. Even though he was jeered at first and nobody believed he would have a chance, he eventually won the election by a landslide. His first term was generally a time of growing economy and good progress which made it easy for him to defeat Bob Dole in 1996 by an even bigger landslide than 1992. However, by most people his second term is remembered more for its scandals such as the Monica Lewinsky scandal in which the president was impeached for lying about his sexual relations with an intern. This severely marred his reputation and the reputation of his administration (which is often blamed for Gore's defeat since he could no longer rely on Clinton's popularity). He exited presidency in 2000 and retired. In 2004 he underwent bypass heart surgery.

Bill Clinton was a controversial figure but achieved a lot.

by axon December 30, 2004

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity

Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill

by applealex February 18, 2010