You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.
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These creatures are well-known for their lack of ability to reply in a time period under 6 hours.
However, Alice’s also usually have a few qualities.
A list of these are;
• calling you often
• keeps secrets
• rarely, but sometimes goes behind your back.
Almost everyone could do with Alice as a friend, except few will find her difficult and high maintenance. (Such as myself.)
These creatures are well-known for their lack of ability to reply in a time period under 6 hours.
However, Alice’s also usually have a few qualities.
A list of these are;
• calling you often
• keeps secrets
• rarely, but sometimes goes behind your back.
Almost everyone could do with Alice as a friend, except few will find her difficult and high maintenance. (Such as myself.)
Keisha: Oh my days have you seen the personality of that new girl?
Becky: Corrrr, she’s defo an Alice. Proper hard to deal with.
Becky: Corrrr, she’s defo an Alice. Proper hard to deal with.
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Guy 1: Hey, who's that girl you were talking to?
Guy 2: oh, that's my alien
Guy 1: Damn I wish I had one of those
Guy 2: oh, that's my alien
Guy 1: Damn I wish I had one of those
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Everyone needs and aliber in there life.
Everyone needs and aliber in there life.
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