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African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.
Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!
by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024
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African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.
Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.
by Maq Maq January 13, 2021
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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
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African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
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South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.
"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."
by .3x3. November 18, 2023
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African Shotgun

A ritual in which you defecate into a toilet and keep pissing in it for roughly five days without flushing. Then, when you're ready, pump it with a plunger to soften the load, and flush it all down in one sitting. The force, sound, and size of the load zooming down the pipe is meant to imitate a shotgun.
Jules: I'm gonna go take an African Shotgun
Geoff: dude no stop
by Escvelyn March 8, 2019
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african tbag

When you pound an asshole till it gapes, then dip your balls in it
Hey, would you like me to African tbag your ass?
by Mbfrankenstein August 18, 2019
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