Grenade Abortion

The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).

"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"

by SurrealArt June 7, 2016

How About Them Dodgers

Phrase used when a conversation takes an awkward turn or for very awkward silences.

"I love to torture turtles"!
"- - - - oh so uhm. How about them dodgers?"

by beepdeeleedoobop April 11, 2017

what about yourself?

What about yourself? means how're you or focus more on yourself.

what about yourself?

by Philosophical-Cat October 31, 2017

read about it

To look into something. To show someone something or make a point

Boy 1: I'm back and better than ever and they don't want me be.
Boy 2: Oh really ?
Boy 1: Yea my dude read about it!

by Stringcheese31 December 2, 2017

Premature Abortion

Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.

Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."

by SmokeTwibz January 23, 2018

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Gay abortion

The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.

My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.

by Dasadistuc1 November 8, 2018