turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.

My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.

by turkeymonster October 26, 2011

Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.

by that guy>.> October 8, 2012

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015

Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014