by skinrm250 February 22, 2005
To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.
by TearDrop February 8, 2004
When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.
Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.
Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?
Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!
Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?
Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!
by SuperIvan98 July 2, 2011
After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
by dumb ethel April 2, 2011
When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.
In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
by EmelyeJayne August 19, 2023