garden snake

A common but incorrect variation of "garter snake." Other variations are "gardner" and "gardener."

Calling them garden snakes would make more sense if they were found only in gardens.

by Erin Catherine August 18, 2008

Black Snake

Some one whom does not or refuse's to shower for extened peirod's of time

Steveo is a black snake he has'nt showered in days,he is getting a little bit on the nose........!

by malcom douglas May 29, 2010

Meat Snake

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012

Snakes on Crack!

Referenced in the movie, Snakes on a Plane and quoted by Samuel L. Jackson.

Used to express overly violent animals or someone who is overly aggressive or hyperactive. Usually mumbled by a bystander or some crazy monkey.

Oh Great! Snakes on Crack!

What the... Snakes on Crack!

What the hell are you? Snake on Crack!?

by Helphi December 2, 2007

Sneaky Snake

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

by McRaezy June 5, 2018

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

anus snake

An anus snake is a hetero sexual man that likes generally a high number of fingers in his anus. Also could mean a hetero sexual male who is hiding homosexual tendencies by allowing women to penetrate his butthole. Generally anus snaking is accompanied by a strangely freaky women who is providing the fingers for the anus snaking... An anus snake can also be used as a term to define somebody whos just kind of faggy in general. Most anus snakers prefer 3 to 5 fingers in their warm anal caverns.

Tiffany applied her double jointed fore fingers with anal lube before anus snaking her subject who was in general an anus snake.

You anus snake you know I love you even if you swallow dicks on purpose and like being fingered andfondled.

by Trapparition September 8, 2015