jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.

that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

Jeff

Someone who speaks about big achievements with an underrated tone.

He totally Jeffed the award.

by theguyfromchurch October 27, 2021

Jeff Tan

Someone that will always comment on your winning mahjong set.

Jeff Tan: 为什么不要自摸，听三遍

Can you don’t be like Jeff Tan?

by Mahjong 101 November 21, 2021

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Jeff

He’s d1ck is so big 🥵🤤

By Samuel

-Samuel: I love ur d1ck ZADDY
-Jeff: shut rip and suck it

by Samuel R Bernal November 21, 2021

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Jeff And Some Aliens

A pretty decent show on Comedy Central. Although it didn't live up to be like South Park just like Drawn Together, it still had some pretty good episodes.

It says in the opening that 3 aliens were2 sent by their boss to study Earth's most average guy. Their subject: Jeff. To see if Earth is worth preserving or obliterating.

Person #1: What should we watch? South Park or Drawn Together?

Person #2: How about Jeff And Some Aliens?

Person #1: What's that?

Person #2: It's different from those 2 shows. It's actually pretty funny.

by Maya Butreeks April 8, 2021