i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017

I ahhsked

When someone is going on about something no one cares about you can say "I asked" in a British accent, signifying that no one cares what their talking about and they should just shut up.

Joe: Oh my god this morning I saw an obese cow!
Bob: I ahhsked
Joe: (silence)

by ECHHS 2013 October 17, 2010

you and i

A mistake

You and I were a mistake.

by Chhdujjftufjvhfgg March 18, 2017

i live

a expression used often by gay people to say what love in life and cant to with out

Alex: I live for your haircut

Casey: Thanks

by anonamysn March 01, 2016

I-Peeper

eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.

"Joe I-peeped me yesterday when I was listening to Black Sabbath, and then during lunch, joked to my boss that I listen to 'the devil's music'".

"Hey, I don't mean to be an I-Peeper but I see we have a mutual Clay Aiken thing going on."

by Gregg Z. January 19, 2007

I forgor

Gay homo code for "I want two fat furry lesbians to buttfuck me in the ass"

Person: I forgor 💀
The Two Furry Lesbians: Ur a thirsty one!
Person: Nooo that's rape
(He was never to be seen again)

by ComedyShortsGamer69420 July 23, 2021

I Exist

the words 'I Exist' are mainly used by a person that exists. only 11 year olds can use this term.

friend: "I Exist"
me: "oh.. ok then..."

by Todoroni October 29, 2019