I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017

I got a good idea

Ukraine should take advantage of anything Russia has to offer. I’d say that a fake attack on Ukraine may give the West plenty of reasons to make Russia look bad or even take it down. It will be hard, but I still see it happening. It will take some time...

I got a good idea

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021

I got 2 phones

The phrase “I got 2 phones” originated from a song called ‘2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with ‘2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 2, 2023

B-I-T-C-H

Now lets be positive about this people.

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Charming
Human

cant look at everything in a negative way

by star February 22, 2004

can i get some dome?

the question you pop to dumb bitches who you want dome from. Regardless of whether they consent or not, you can still refer to this period as the dome time. Tends to work better on girls who have a known record of giving mad dome and/or if they are drunk too.

Ey whats up bitches?! Can i get some dome?! over here right now?!!

by Dome Timer August 13, 2006

i wanna butta yo bread

i want to have sex with you and nut on your face!

damn girl. i wanna butta yo bread

by J-pol October 18, 2008

I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

by imthatawesome September 14, 2012