dog sitter

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.

Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter

by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

cookie dog

anyone being too overly anything. Fat, aggressive, absurd, douchey, loud, obnoxious, nosey, pestery, snarky, tooley, snobey, fast, slow.

Stop being a douche bag your borderline cookie dog.

Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.

by Daisy Clover June 18, 2010

dog nuts

the nuts of a dog

"I love to lick dog nuts"

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022

dog ass

used when you have a yee yee ass haircut

used to insult a furry

person 1: bro shut yo dog ass up
furry with yee yee ass haircut: god dam

by Ubri_imadumbtoaster November 30, 2021

Big Dog

To be a big dog is to embody what it means to be self-oblivious, to be unaware of the fact that you're the biggest meme of all time. A big dog can also be used at the tail end of an insult to boost it's credibility. Or, big dog can mean you're cool

What're you on, Big dog?

That's a nice Overbite, Big dog.

by BlvdWantsPaulson June 9, 2018

Hot Dog Water

Another word for semen or cum consumed after giving a blow job

"All I've had to eat today was hot dog water"
Hey at least is protein

by Shaynaivxx February 6, 2022

hot dog

What you call your dick wrapped in a paper towel. After you beat your meat using lotion, you use a paper towel to dry it off, and your wrapped dick is a hot dog.

Chad: Bro I had the yugest hot dog last night!
Brad: Damn, my dick is small so i only get little hot dogs.

by Horny Busdriver February 14, 2019