A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
Get the Closet babymug. 
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017
Get the facebook babymug. An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."
.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)
Also known as "Little Russia"
.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)
Also known as "Little Russia"
by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012
Get the Baby Russiamug. 
When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s babymug.