nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.

Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

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Taylor swift

the worst music artist that has ever existed

“have u heard taylor swift made another song, pretty shit isn’t it”

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Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

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Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

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