Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

Cock

A nice, big, tasty, salty, juicy, sucking name for a chicken.

Guy 1: "Wanna look at my cock"
Guy 2: "Of course!"

by Inni84 April 6, 2023

cock grommet

anyone who is persistently showing unwanted attention.

A female with exceptional skills in oral sex.

That cock grommet keeps stalking me at work.

Kristal reached cock grommet status wen she finished giving my crew and i blowjobs.

by diamond d from the 719 March 3, 2010

Cock

Another name for it is cock. It is the handle, it is the most important thing in a man. It is the cherry on top. If you want a cock in your ass, the come to my house! I have a thiccc dick! My cock is so thick, sexy, and cumming thing in the world! You know you want it!!

My cock is so sexy, thicc, and plain awesome!

by Bcreeper November 7, 2018

grummy cock

The art of having a particularly crusty penis.

Person 1: Damn that guy from Caboolture has an absolutely wacker of a grummy cock. Person 2: Fucken ken oath mate you're better off in Townsville, I can smell that shit from the sunny coast.

by cabooltureboi May 22, 2019