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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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Ball smash

a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.

Must occur between two or more men.

Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?

Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
by Ezmoz October 1, 2016
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balls deep

when you go so far in you gotta squeeze your scrotal package in too
“bro i was balls deep in her (or him) last night
“wow! did they fit?”
by anonymous August 15, 2022
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Balls

It is a private part of a man
Alex's balls are ginormous
by Matty boyya September 12, 2022
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Red Balls

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.
Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!
by HardG May 12, 2022
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Balls

Let me put my balls in your mouth.

I will suck the nuts out of your balls.
by Turkey123456789101112 September 23, 2023
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Balls chicken boobs

Just a local meme for 2 people, created by an accident
by olley_s September 2, 2022
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