Baby

Tiny little ball of cuteness that grows into a person

Aaaaawwwww Look at the baby *baby noise* now look at the big baby Wa

by Uncle Murdick January 3, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Dobing cunt baby

Someone that is a complete cunt because they are babied to much and not take any criticism from and one. Has no friends because they dope every cunt in for the smallest things.

That girl is a Fucking dobing cunt baby

by I'm always correct January 19, 2020

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Pussy Piss Baby

A pathetic person who sleeps too much and is ugle (typical male)

He is such a Pussy Piss Baby

by Averysmallcatinaverylargebox April 8, 2024

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015