Normal dog

Girls who are for the streets. They are in no way wife material.

I hope my babe doesn't find out that I was with my normal dog last night.

by Not the normal one January 17, 2022

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Dog.Mans best friend as they say.They will never leave your side and will be the best friend you will ever had, for man, women, and everyone in general.Dogs don't talk back,or talk bad about you behind your back.They wouldn't even if they could talk.Try getting a dog.They will change you.

Kyle:Hey did you see Emilys dog, he bit someones arm who tried to attack Emily.
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!

by imapersonlikeyou November 9, 2020

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bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

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Raw Dog Ramen

Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.

Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.

by RAWdogRAMEN February 25, 2021

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Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021

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