Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding
Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"
by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021
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A human being that is confused on its actual ethnic roots, it oftentimes claims African/hispanic descent whenever convenient given the conversation or topic. Creates very, very sub-par music with a mix of auto tune and lots of heavy editing to make it seem like they have talent. You can rest assure that the J.R is almost always handed things it doesn’t deserve and makes it’s own father ride a bike to work while taking advantage of driving a car .25 miles to school as a High School Senior.
by anonymous December 21, 2023
Get the J.R. Wild mug.This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
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Get the wild fiber mug.The most amazing country pop duo made up of kayla Iutzwig and kelli iutzwig. There harmonies will leave you gasping for air and their looks will make you fall off a cliff. Better yet? They are sisters!
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