Uber

A word typically used by the elder emos to over exaggerate a statement.

I'm uber confused my dude.

by Elderemoslang December 28, 2021

uber

The same thing as 1337. There are two types of people. Ubers and 1337.

Dude, I am the Uber sniper

by Nitsud March 29, 2004

Uber neck

When you turn ur head to have a fixed gaze out of the Uber window to avoid making eye contact with your driver in the rearview mirror. Your neck will cramp, but you must avoid interaction.

Damn Chica! I got stuck in traffic on the way to the party and got mad Uber neck. I’m going to need to visit a chiropractor after that one.

by fascia lata November 6, 2021

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022

Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.

You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!

by Mainiyak September 28, 2021