uber scat head

the ultimate human being who has shit for brains

Dion Fowler is an uber scat head

by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012

Uber stank

To fart in an uber.

Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.

by ObscuraPrime May 9, 2024

uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.

Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."

by animaee September 8, 2019

Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

Uber

A company connecting car drivers with passengers.

Passengers love Uber for its unbeatably cheap price to move from A to B.

Drivers hate Uber for the same reason.

A: I'd like to go home now.
B: I'll get you a Uber, it's safe and cheap.
C: Ok.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

uber spiffiness

Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.

"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"

by Journ April 2, 2008

Uberful

When your comedy set is full of Uber jokes

My favorite passengers are “Uberful”

by Yungmuzz October 26, 2022