Team Two

Of a superior nature or quality. The utmost one could strive for in group competition.

"Did you see how they won there? That was totally 'team two'!!!!"

by Team Two November 1, 2005

The Two Fist

Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.

(Translation from a Chinese sex master)

"Give me The Two Fist, Rabbi daddy!"

by Some random nigro looking for October 26, 2016

douce twos

22 inch rims

pulled up in the club with the douce twos gleeming.

by Rayl November 24, 2003

two-hander

A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.

The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!

by belovedx2 December 26, 2009

Camellia Two

Another more coded way to say camel toe. Usually used when shouting it across a group of old people

Teacher: "What is that song you're listening to?"

Student: "It's called camellia two by fanny pack"
lyrics of song: "First day of spring and by the look of things
These girls have forgot how to dress

A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress

Whoomp there it is!
Ya’ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside

Check the area thats pubic
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice

I wanna put you all in the know

Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe"

by fanny pack lover March 3, 2010

two peeholeians

a freak of nature, smells like tuna, loves babys.

man Jonny has two peeholes hes a two peeholeians

by BLaowww May 12, 2009

Two-Hat

To be trolled upon by 2 parties or 1 party that is as equally sufficient as the 2 parties that could have trolled on a paticular someone or something.

Shakes was "Two-hatted" by the Grdo & Jay ( hence Grdo & Jay are Two parties) .

by Ranatastic August 21, 2012