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Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.
A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.
by JMon 60 April 10, 2010
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Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
by soha33 September 26, 2010
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Nick Tree

A name given to an odd child who was born to a household of trees. They often have poor charisma and a bad sense of humor. Nick tree is a close relative of the plankton family and is regarded as one of the lowest lifeforms on earth.
OOh look there is a Nick tree
by alfred mon petit pois January 25, 2011
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Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument
1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"
by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011
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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013
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shadow tree

The outline of trees you see at night, hence shadow.
Hey guys, All we have to look at outside right now are the 'shadow trees'..
by Shadow trees March 28, 2015
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fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick
Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.
by Brick Squatthrust May 9, 2015
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