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Ethan van Jaarsveld

He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
Ethan van Jaarsveld
by nicole55 November 15, 2011
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East Van Nation

Urban First Nations residents in East Vancouver, B.C. Phrase was born in the streets, alleys and native housing projects in East Van. Used by urban Indigenous people referring to the group of people from different First Nations who inhabit the area bordered by Renfrew , Cambie , Kingsway and Cordova streets. Commercial Drive is the East Van Nation stronghold . Many East Van Nation people, especially those generations born in the city, adopt cultural methods from different First Nations. Fist pound is universal greeting , from kids to elders. They have as much tribal pride in being from East Van Nation as they do being from their home First Nations. They grow up together, hang together, got each others backs, drink and party together, mary and have children together, and often stay put in East Van and grow old together. East Van Nation is East Van strong.
Bro one to bro two: "I just moved here from Heiltsuk man, where you from?" Bro two: "East Van Nation." Hipster commenting on bro's tshirt: "Eat Van Nation, where's that?" Bro: "You're standing in it." Bro raising drink to bros and sisters in a park "East Van Nation! - (group in chorus) "East Van Nation...gulp."
by East Van savage October 28, 2018
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Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices
I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
by AudenSnow May 27, 2019
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Van Schwack Theory

The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
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Victor Van Dort

Victor Van Dort is the main protagonist of Tim Burton’s movie: The Corpse Bride. Victor is voiced by Johnny Depp who also stars in many other Tim Burton films such as Edward Scissor Hands and Sleepy Hollow.

In The Corpse Bride, Victor is very shy. He likes drawing butterflies and enjoys playing the piano. He is also the arranged fiancé to Victoria Everglot.
by Rartin8899 November 9, 2020
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Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
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