Nerd's Rant

A phenomena in which a nerd enters a state of mind, in which they can no longer keep their thoughts in and decide to go to an open forum, a blog or anything similar and write out their thoughts, even though to most of the audience reading those thoughts will not be able to understand what they're ranting about clearly, usually it results in a jumbled wall of text and contradictions. These thoughts are only relevant to the nerd, even if you understand them.

"I'm unsure if I should get this processor, it'll boost my GHZ to 4.6, but I could just as easily buy this other processor that will only put it to 3.2 but will work better with this motherboard I'm looking at." - Rough Example of a Nerd's Rant.

by KyleHasSwag May 23, 2017

Nerd Girdle

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

trash nerd

someone really smart that you’re jealous.

person: Ugh their SUCH a trash nerd i’m jealous.

by ari_hatsumi March 3, 2020

Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Nerd-Picking

The same as Nit-Picking but what nerds do with beloved franchise sequels/prequels.

"Han shot first! Greedo never fired! And he missed from two feet away!"
"Dude you're nerd-picking!"

by aobcd8663 May 27, 2015

Swaggy Nerds

A group of people who are typically considered nerdy because they enjoy learning and do not adhere to social norms. Although the group does not fit the prototypical definition of "being cool", however, they carry themselves in a bold and confident manner as trendsetters.

Swaggy nerds do not care what other people think.

by Self Made Jade October 28, 2020

nerd shit

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.

We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.

by Psiko May 16, 2018