Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.
"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"
by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021
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Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.
Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.
by ZepherFish March 08, 2024
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fuming fap

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.
by SheepLand June 12, 2021
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Fap likes

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”
by mojomoop February 17, 2022
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fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017
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Fap biceps

Biceps thats forms when you fap
Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps
by 123Wermi February 12, 2021
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Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later
1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.
by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021
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