Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

Dark Knight

Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.

He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.

by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023

chicken dark

Mystery meat. Is it chicken at all? Who knows? Take a bite. The answer to the meat lies in the dark.

I ordered the chicken teriyaki, but after a bite, I'm sure this is chicken dark.

by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015

Bombay Dark

When you stick 8 finger in a vagina.

Boy: guess what I did when I was 16?

Anothwr boi: what?

Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.

by Proper lad#1 April 19, 2018

Dark filitis

Seizures and anxiety attack if “shades” aren’t worn at night.

Calm down dawg where da shades I got dark filitis

by Doooood mannn December 27, 2020

Dark Flashbacks

means a bad event happend real life or something bad happend in their live

Jake: Daniel what happend?

Daniel: i just had Dark Flashbacks of my mother dying ):

by PsychoManias August 19, 2023

Dark Cathedral

Dark Cathedral is a powerful organization that weird a special power called Black dust, it can steal other peoples powers and use them while also killing that person. Dark Cathedral are now on earth and are trying to kill off all humans. But 3 heros, Dark Crimson Lord, Phantom Shogun, and Amber Angel are trying to dispose of them. :)

You can also blame every issue you have on them.

Amber: oh shoot Dark Cathedral just made me drop my plate
Crimson: oh no
Shogun: damn they suck

by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022