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Teaspooning

T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.

The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.

Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.

There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021
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Tekashi69

That man was a pure Tekashi69”
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Did you hear that Tejas Reddy sucked 5 dicks yesterday?
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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
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Being such a tease that you show a lot of lust and attraction for another person and even physical touch but knowing you won’t give in to any temptations other than allowing one to feel there body
This girl I was with the other day was being a total teastie I just wanted to get in her pants but she said I can’t I have a boyfriend and my had was rubbing her pussy.
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The colours in this photo look so teash!
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