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Teacher

someone who teaches you stuff you wont even use when you going to be an adult
Oh teacher, what knowledge will you give (which we basically 76.9% not use in the future) today
by BlueSpaceSlime October 10, 2020
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Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
mugGet the Armed teachersmug.

teachers

do you like teachers
by derarage June 15, 2022
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freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.
I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.
by E.Korotki February 19, 2022
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teacher

lots of the time a fucking bitch that doesnt care about kids. they usually take the fun out of kids to make them feel better.
they will get mad over nothing and get so mad that they tell everyone in the staff and they will your parents and lie about what happened. they also ruin the kids day
by sewdyer June 17, 2021
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Teacher

Someone who also doesn’t want to go to school but is paid very little that they

barley make it through
How bad is your job?”
Terrible, I almost got a depromotion.”
“I’m a teacher. I make 2.50 a hour.
by The Unkown 101 January 6, 2023
mugGet the Teachermug.

Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issues

Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.
Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.
by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024
mugGet the Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issuesmug.

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