Gnar-Tard

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.

You are such a Gnar-Tard!

by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009

Wii-tard

Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.

man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"

by ice.slim December 8, 2009

Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010

U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 3, 2019

have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person

Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.

by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013

Fuck Tard

A pair of Leotards with a hole in the crotch.

Honey, are we doing it naked or using the Fuck Tard?

by brewtaco September 17, 2010

Tardbilly

Cross between a retard and a hillbilly

Look at that guy, he is a tardbilly.

by Kevdrea July 10, 2005