trumphobia

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.

All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.

by bulletfxr July 9, 2017

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trumps

a health / social issue which is a combination of diarrhea and flatulence.

I got the trumps the other night when I ate a stale, old bean burrito at the all-night taco bell. I didn't make it home before I messed up the car seat.

by Bilbo_T November 1, 2018

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Donald Trump

1. A former real estate mogul and TV personality who, through a campaign based on ethno-nationalism and anti-establishmentarianism, somehow managed to become the 45th President of the United States of America.

2. An old, narcissistic ignoramus.

You only ever think about yourself. You're such a Donald Trump!

by gdex April 20, 2018

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