Switcher

A girl who has a very sensitive vagina that twitches every time your hand enters the area of her vagina.

Devin is the ultimate switcher. She twitches a ton every time i even put my hand in her pants!

by Long Lost Lover of You June 19, 2011

Swit

A combination of Wit and Sarcasm

As a woman hands a condom over to her lover, he sarcastically says, “Honey, do you have a bigger one?”.

She smirks and replies, “Honey, do YOU have a bigger one?”

Man replies, "Nice swit baby!"

by Dali103071 May 5, 2013

swirty

The combination of getting sweaty and dirty. Can refer to normal things, but generally used for sexual activities.

-What did you do this weekend?

-I finally got to see my girl.

-Have fun?

-Man, we got crazy swirty all weekend.

by Duraphago September 22, 2007

Spity

Simultaneous pity and anger/disgust.

I really feel bad Bob hasn't been able to get a girlfriend in years but maybe it's because he's a fucking complete douche bag. I guess I feel spity about Bob.

by DrMongo January 22, 2015

Switch Sides

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

by kanaan316 April 9, 2022

Taco Switch

A chinese firedrill during an orgy. To exchange sexual partners with someone close by, preferrably during group sex.

Chuck got tired of Amy during the orgy and called for a taco switch.

by Ben Smith December 12, 2004

Care-switch

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012