Definitions by Duraphago

swirty 

The combination of getting sweaty and dirty. Can refer to normal things, but generally used for sexual activities.

-What did you do this weekend?

-I finally got to see my girl.

-Have fun?

-Man, we got crazy swirty all weekend.

swirty by Duraphago September 22, 2007

hijus 

To describe so profoundly ugly that it makes your brain stop working for a second. For example: goatse. Used typically to describe a person of a revoltingness beyond what was thought to be possible.

-Jason had his girlfriend Christina up visiting.

-Was she ugly?

-...hijus, man...

hijus by Duraphago March 6, 2005