Surprice

A menu item with an elaborate description which makes the item sound appealing without disclosing the price. Commonly found on foo-foo drink menus.

I had three pomegranate mojitos and when the bill came it was fifty bucks – surprice!

by tomcatdsm August 30, 2010

Surprise Lesbian

A very feminine and attractive lesbian that, if you had not been told, you would not have known she was a lesbian and was surprised at the knowledge.

Guy #1: I had no idea Portia de Rossi was gay, she's so hot!
Guy #2: Yeah she's a total surprise lesbian.

by Kickoutjams47 November 3, 2010

Surprise test

A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer

Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.

by Tyler Falen April 10, 2015

Sure Sure

A term used by someone to sarcastically disagree with another parties claim.

Guy1: I just dropped a 20 bomb
Guy2: Sure Sure
Guy1: Even ask my dad, oh wait I forgot to mention jazza the champasaurus has a massive cock

by Nose long like garden hose February 15, 2019

Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

Ocean Surprise

The sexual practice in which the girl, who is performing, fills her mouth with sand before adminstering a blowjob, commonly used in both northern and southern California.

Did you hear? Andy got an Ocean Surprise last night.

by skizzinator January 11, 2009

car surfing

A way to commit suicide by driving a car on a very busy highway/freeway/interstate at a very high speed, setting the car into cruise control and then climbing out of the car through the window and standing on top of the car as if the driver were surfing until the car hits something.

"Some dude in Arizona went car surfing on the freeway and killed himself."

by IceWarm March 24, 2006