Speaker Text

When, after getting a text message, the receiver immediately shares it with everyone present.

Thanks to your speaker text, I know what your friend thinks of my tits.

I'm going to kill your friend because of what he said about my tits on Speaker text.

by Shron December 9, 2008

Speakish Engable

To speak so quickly that you replace parts of a word with another.

Often very embarrassing, because it normally happens when attempting to burn somebody.

Derived from "Speakable English"

-Pimp- Nigga, iz you high?

-Man 1- Iz I high?

-Man 2- NIGGA, iz you Speakish Engable?

by Totentag August 13, 2009

Spak

The visual effect from a small object making impact on a hard surface.
This is similar to a spark or a bullet splash, but can be applied to any small object making an effect when interacting with any hard surface, especially in video games.

"Ryu's light jab creates a small spak on impact."
"When the bullet hit the shield it made a spark, but when it hit the concrete it made a spak."
"I can't believe spak isn't a real word."

by marcyay February 7, 2020

Motivational speaker

Code word for strippers.

We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.

by ThizzKid650 September 3, 2022

Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...

Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

speak for yourself

To ask for one's opinion.

P1-The teacher ain't that bad ha!. Speak for yourself.
P2- 'Think you're right, ain't thaaat good either?

by Dhara November 16, 2013

see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.

When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010