guy height

How tall a guy claims to be-- usually 1 or 2 inches taller than his actual height.

"So, Mike says he's 5'9", but I know I'm 5'8", and Mike's shorter than me."
"Mike's actually 5'7", he just told you how tall he was in guy height."

guy height by Mlbl September 5, 2015

Word of the Day on August 14, 2024

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Thot Experiment

Trying on a sexy/slutty outfit in the comfort of one’s home

I went through my whole wardrobe thot experimenting

Thot Experiment by Faintsaint October 2, 2023

Word of the Day on August 13, 2024

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Ol' beep boop

Too respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.

He caught the feels a little too fast, so I had to give him the ol' beep boop

Ol' beep boop by Sassy_Dawood January 9, 2018

Word of the Day on August 12, 2024

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Heat Check

A heat check is when you do something to check to see how hot you are. In basketball, this is done by taking a crazy shot to see if you are so hot, you can even make ridiculous shots. It is the most direct, non-subtle attempt to score with no strategy at all. In pursuing women, a heat check is a simple, direct statement made to a woman to see if she will be interested. A man is “just checking” to see if it works without needing more clever methods. The best heat checks involve minimal risk, because they are harmlessly “just checking” and not a full-blown attempt.

Guy 1: Why did you invite that girl to the bar with you so directly? Don’t you think it had zero chance of working?
Guy 2: Just a heat check. As long it doesn’t damage my chances at all with her in the future, it just checks to see if she might say yes to pure directness.

Heat Check by Eric Kazinsky May 17, 2016

Word of the Day on August 11, 2024

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Grassy-ass

'Thank you' in Spanish the way a tourist might say it. Also referring to the behind of someone who sat in a field for too long.

Grassy-ass for the crappy Spanish lesson.

Don't drag your butt on the ground next time, grassy-ass!

Grassy-ass by The Kwoshinator May 12, 2008

Word of the Day on August 10, 2024

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Ego lifting

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

Ego lifting by properliftingman August 29, 2010

Word of the Day on August 9, 2024

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plumb

Extremely, entirely, absolutely. The correct spelling of the word as it is used, especially in the Deep South, is plumb, not plum.

That dog ran so fast after the rabbit, he was plumb exhausted.

plumb by Ole Deepsouth September 28, 2012

Word of the Day on August 8, 2024

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