Is this skit over?

Used when friends are discussing a comical situation that might occur and end up launching into a verbal skit about it. Each friend takes on the role of a character and offers up different comments that might be funny in the hypothetical situation, often taking on a different voice. These verbal skits often go on to long and are milked to death. Without breaking out of character, someone involved in the skit can end it by injecting "Is this skit over?"

(pretending to order at a Dairy Queen)
Friend1 "I saw your sign and before ordering I'd like to let you know I'm allergic to peanuts."
Friend2 "Thanks for letting me know. What can I get you?"
Friend1 "I'll have a small cup of peanuts, please."
Friend2 "I'm sorry, I can't serve you that. You just said you're allergic."
Friend1 "Oh, they're not for me. They're for my friend. He's waiting outside."
Friend2 "So why did you tell me you're allergic?"
Friend1 "You're sign told me to."
Friend2 "Why can't your friend come in and order for himself?"
Friend1 "He's mute."
Friend1 "Is this skit over?"

by Robopoet March 23, 2005

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

skins

(British slang) Rolling papers, esp. when rolling a joint.

by hux May 22, 2003

skid marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"

by Tizzle Foshizzle ©2002 February 25, 2004

No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 12, 2010

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by SkiweeIN February 23, 2017

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004