Sapping

Combining Napping and Sleeping

Dude I just Got finished Sapping.

by xxNInjawolfxx December 19, 2010

Inspirational Shopping

Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promising to starve yourself to fit into them before school gets back in.

"It's called inspirational shopping, every girl with ambition does it." - Gossip Girl

by Erica July 27, 2005

doctor shopping

Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

The USA's highest rated radio host, Rush Limbaugh, was accused of Doctor Shopping to obtain thousands of oxycontin pills once he became addicted to them after treating his back pain. In April 2006, Limbaugh settled out of court in his legal troubles.

by Ryan Murray July 30, 2008

Sapping

To make noises with your mouth while eating food, mostly caused by eating with your mouth open.

I couldn't even think at dinner over Ethan's constant sapping

by Harambe Lives On December 25, 2017

grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.

Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

snapping tight

an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.

surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!

the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

by Shlapping May 1, 2015