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how to start a cult

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1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god
“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”
by Man is man November 12, 2020
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when someone is seemingly smart but contradicts that belief by their dumb actions and choices of words

"it's a thing" - Pewdiepie 2020
"I keep telling you guys it's a thing. I'm smart dumb, look it up. uuh If it's not a thing, I should make it a thing" -Pewdiepie 2020
by screaming_leeks June 28, 2020
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Stop short

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Frank Costanza's "move", which he claims to have used on Estelle Costanza circa 1955.

It involves the driver hitting the brakes in a moving vehicle, suddenly (stopping-short), and throwing out the hand closest to the front seat passenger's chest, as to stop them from being hurled towards the dashboard; inadvertently, groping the passenger's chest in the process.
Frank: "I used it on Estelle 40 years ago. I told EVERYBODY about it, everybody knows - *HMPH* - I stop short!"

Jerry: "Really..? 'Stopping short' - that's a good move..."

Frank: "You're not kidding it's a good move!"
by Tunachipz July 28, 2019
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Short Goodbye

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The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.

It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.
She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.
by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012
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Smart Fella

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You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella
by Wakattackius the devourer September 29, 2021
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Chapel Shaft

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1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
by VixenMask June 29, 2014
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Sharp elbows

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In its most basic sense, it means pushing through a crowd.
But it is also used for a more metaphorical sense. E.g. for people who don't mind pushing other people out of the way or stepping on others to get what they want.
In other words, it means to be aggressive or ambitious, usually at the expense of others.
Young employees have sharp elbows these days. They dream more about management positions and high salaries than their older colleagues.
by Muskar April 5, 2015
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