secret hairs

the hairs growing out of your dick hole.

"I have way more secret hairs than Eddy does"

by terdfuck January 31, 2009

secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.

girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.

by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

secretagent bob

Looks like Conan O' Brien

secretagent bob is Conan O' Brien.

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018

Segregate

To take a girl you like home for the evening and partake in intercourse that is most pleasurable to you and especially her. Can also be used in homosexual intercourse.

So, I segregated that girl the other night.

by n8thnielcay June 15, 2009

SECRETISM

Something that must be kept secret between two people. Usually the consequences of the secret being released would result in the death or the spoiled reputations of the two people.

- I made sure that Maggie would keep our baby a secretism until we knew what we were going to do.

- Somebody somehow hacked into our instant messenger conversation and revealed our secretisms to the public... POP (gunfire, suicide).

by warnurrrrr May 11, 2007

Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012