sausage pump

A term used for a very sexually active male, who, is frequently called upon by women to "pump" them full of "sausage".

Kerry: So did you hear that Shayla, Ben, and Emily had a threesome.

Carl: No, that's pretty bad ass!

Kerry: Ya and from what i hear from the other girls Ben's quite the sausage pump.

by dragonzombie October 15, 2009

Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 3, 2015

Brown the sausage

To engage in anal intercourse. To stick ones penis in anothers butt.

I was with a hot chick last night that let me do everything but brown the sausage!

by scatbrat September 25, 2010

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean September 25, 2011

Sausage fest

"When you go to a party and there are hardly any females there"

dude, there are no girls here. this is a complete sausage fest!

by KC813 February 25, 2009

lawn sausage

affectionate name for large propane storage tanks mounted above grade

He spent most of his day trimming the bushes around his lawn sausage.

by Person that is good February 24, 2009

sausage fist

when a person has a large boner that is punched

if it is completely inverted it is known as a complete sausage fist

Jimmy was So hard when Karen walked by i HAD to sausage fist him

by ipe September 28, 2011