rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.

by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008

Rusty Anchor

This is a prank when you stick your finger in your but and put it inside someone's mouth when they are sleeping like an anchor.

Yo when that fool Yakov does to sleep he's getting a rusty anchor.

by pl0xer May 25, 2009

rusty trawler

When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.

My girlfriend is a fecophiliac so I gave her a rusty trawler.

by poopshoot bomber April 22, 2009

rufy

Slang for Rohypnol or generic name Flunitrazepam "the date rape drug"

"She wasn't interested, but I slipped a rufy in her drink and she was all mine." -John S.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Rusty Menorah

When you give a girl a rimjob while simultaneously shocking her

Ben Seward likes to give every GL in ALOT rusty menorahs.

by Sarah April 19, 2005

ruffy-tuffy

A "ruffy-tuffy" is a military person extremely rough and tough(hence the term).These ruffy-tuffies can crush grapes and rip tissue-paper with their bare fingers, and usually end up as bouncers in mother-care at the end of their army careers.

My brothers in the army and every week-end he bores me shit-less with all that ruffy-tuffy crap.Its sad I think hes' become army-barmy.

by Steve CHUTER November 26, 2006

Rusty Peach

A fire-crotch, obviously a girl, someone that has red pubic hair.

Jeff- I was totally hitting that girl, then i saw she had a rusty peach and I had to back up.

by Orangebananafivedollars May 3, 2009