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Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.
I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.
by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
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playing dumbass

its when the person u know is saying something that u aready said or said something that makes no FUCKIN SENSE WHAT SO EVER!!!!!! OR IS COMPLETELY STUPID OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN MIND!!!!!!
Billy was playing dumbass today beacuse he locked himself inside of his car.

It was below 50 degrees outside and Jordan decided to play dumbass and not wear a fucking jacket.
by Harvey226914 March 6, 2008
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playing 'possum

A.Being mysterious

B. Faking someone out.
Girl:Omg, he is totally playing 'possum with me. Now what?

Girl #2: just leave him alone
by Somehoe October 23, 2013
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playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'
"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."
by sally February 4, 2005
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playing leapfrog with a unicorn

A game that has extreme risk involved... if you don't make it, your anal virginity is gone.

Also anyone who plays this is gay.
Police Officer, looking at a mutilated body: What happened here?
Friend of mutilated body: Bobby was playing leapfrog with a unicorn and he almost made it...
Police Officer: Was Bobby a queer?
Friend: Oh yea
by JohnnyDickSeed July 26, 2009
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playing checkers with the cat

A slang term used to describe female masturbation.
Jenna is at home playing checkers with the cat.
by melvis43 December 3, 2009
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playing darts

Code for hanging out with a friend and letting him shoot cum on your face. I.e " I am going to play darts with David".
Meaning...(on phone to boyfriend)" Hey babe, I'm going to the bar..I will be playing darts with David and his friends.... I should' be home to late..love you".

I.e David will be shooting darts all over her face. So "playing darts" is code for giving head to "just a friend"
by DrLoveMD August 2, 2014
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