Planes

A plane is a device used for airborne travel. In September 11, 2001, a horrible event happened which is now considered humorous because stupid iPad kids.

They will not forget me like I was hit by planes.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

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Pilates

A New age and highly refined exercise method primarily developed to train the bodies of soldiers and fighters to make them more able to withstand and deliver power and sudden violent force. Now it is primarily practiced by smart women who want to look like they can kick ass in a fight and who probably can for real.

As Dara pulsed through Pilates Corkscrews she imagined a scenario involving a large man attempting to force her to sit but using her core and leg strength to maintain stabilitiy and to not fall and then summarily to use her agility, mobility, and power to deliver a throat punch to her harasser followed by a swift knee to his soft belly. Before that people just thought of her as a Pilates Princess with a hot body, but now they understood she was a bad**s.

by alixDDD July 18, 2025

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