Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to “pimp van” by the father of the family

What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!

by QuickFactz October 17, 2020

pimp simp

when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone

damn he’s a pimp simp

by big dick daddy 03 December 5, 2020

Pimp Sheezy

The top of the line. As good as you can get in life or at something.

Why be a lamer when you can be the pimp sheezy?

by anonymous July 11, 2021

Nibble Pimp

A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).

'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'

by Seven Streets October 23, 2009

Chin Pimp

A pimp who gets other people blowjobs.

Tim:Hey I'm a Chin Pimp.

Austin: Nigga hook me up with some BJS!

by NIGGAPLEASE! August 24, 2010

Retail Pimp

Someone who works at one retail store, but mostly shops at the store's competitor. They only use their benefits at the retail store they work at for discounts.

My mom works at Target, but she goes to Walmart to get groceries. We got our movies at Target for 10% off though. She's such a retail pimp.

by DronerThePro March 28, 2011

Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

by NardTard August 5, 2012