Play it by penis

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.

Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.

by Jamal Rakens June 19, 2010

Penis Clapping

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.

Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.

by Cactus92 November 14, 2011

Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

Penis lol

A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.

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PENIS LOL!!!1!ONE

Very nice.

by t3h_Jeezus lol February 7, 2010

penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

Amerindian penis

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.

Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.

by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018

Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.

Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014