starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.

She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg

by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

Reverse Naked Bloke

A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.

“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”

by will98 June 1, 2023

get all nike on me

Someone who takes an extreme proactive "just do it" stance in your life.

Me : Gee, I really need to clean my messy house.

Friend: I am coming over tomorrow with my cleaners and

going to help you scrub this place down until it is spic and span !

Me: Wow , don't get all nike on me.

by mamadrama October 9, 2013

star bollock naked

going fully nude - British Term

"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"

by ManchesterLad July 22, 2015

Josh gets naked in front of Bryce

Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please

Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce

by Thefuckthismeans? September 3, 2021

PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE

Yes being NAKED and ready to be blown to KINGD0M CALM. as the ACTUARIAL MODEL SHOWED.

Yes it happened again as THE J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE as SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI saved his LIFE a SECOND TIME as PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE is where he was directed to drop off his AMERICAN TOURISTER PINK SUITCASE missing three wheels filled with extremely explosive NATURAL FERTILIZER HIS SHIJ KYas to CURRY him a FAVOR as to clear him out back to the secret PED0PHILE CAMPUS as NUDE CHILDREN STATUES but watch out for STATUTORY DISEASE.

It is necessary ceremony for any PEDOPHILE as the new law is PiSS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE Iis OBLIGATORY EXHIBITIONISM to show the OFFENDING GENITALS that went to the wrong size HUMAN H0LES with nothing but ALIVE FLESH BONES AND BLOOD prancing around where ever they are.

50 (SHAR0N) C0URT....

MIRROR ON YOUR MND.

His BLOOD SISTER you think they will fly her in to receive temporarily ANAL ALAN the PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE like as children 6 years young as they compared how PINK THEIR ASSH0LES were on her bed in her bedroom by throwing their missionary position legs in the air TEEMING T0GETHER STINKY AND WHEN ALAN SPREAD HIS. SHE WENT OOOH!!!! BUTT ANAL ALAN delighted in seeing her ASSH0LE and the mirror that was mounted with clear bracket screws on the outside of SHAR0N'S BEDROOM DOOR and everytime the door was slammed the screws some would loosen and not only that ALAN I WALDMAN would look at his ASS FROM the bathroom MIIROR and the mounted view SHARON'S BEDR00M door mirror she say, "your always admiring your PULLING YOUR UNDERWEAR DOWN showing your NAKED ass and yourself in my mirror as come to think of it , ALAN I WALDMAN still.does it to this day, ANYBODY ELSE look at their MOUNTED VIEW.

When SHARON LINDA WALDMAN became a PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE as she walked into her CLOSED SLIDING D00R thinking there was a DICK THERE TO RECEIVE HER and ALAN YOU STUPID CUNT in the APPLE STORE you tried exiting the store nut you smacked right into the GLASS WINDOWS thinking there was another PISS DICK there.

by DISTRAUGHT July 21, 2022